Before you ask, here’s what happened. Switched the phone on now, came online, heard weird wise words which I didn’t want to, got another uncle asking me to apply to a company where his son is placed for 4 million INR per annum in Germany so that he can “recommend” me, got 10 smses from the stalker girl, got called up by her on our land line, got my mom angry, cut myself while shaving with a Gillette Mach3 turbo sensitive (that should get me into the Guinness book of world records or something).  Don’t I love my birthday…